Another toy

This is not exactly an ATV or UTV, but I am posting it here. I picked this up yesterday.

You look like an old geezer on his new "Lark".

That sure is a nice PURPLE shirt FAG Boy






Nice mower!!!!!!

Hoop, I heard you were painting your rig purple..............wait a minute............you don't have a rig. Tell yea what, just cuz I like ya, I will only charge you $20 to ride bitch in my new buggy.

Hey Mark, you are definitely an expert at being an old geezer. Hey did you ever get that ball sack lift done to cure that issue you were having? No more ball bra for you man.

Your always talking about guys balls???

LOL, JOSH

I think you boys have it all wrong!!! I convinced Amanda I needed a Kubota Tractor to mow our 10 acres and I looked at the hours on it a while back. It has around 140 hours and Im betting at least 130 of them are from her mowing the lawn...

Im telling ya, you boy just haven't got it figured out!!! LOL

JOSH

No Josh I am always talking about my old man balls. Once you hit 37, your sack starts dragging the floor and you either tuck them in your socks or wear a ball bra. LOL

I actually prefer my nut bag and the end of my weiner at the same altitude - they keep my knees from rubbing, and my thighs are always warm.

OK well I have been toying around with the idea of buying a zero turn mower and I really like the idea of being able to use propane that the DCs offer because I can rig it to shoot flames out the zoomy, ummm I mean because its better for the environment to keep the wife happy!!!

Anyways because I have been mowing the field with my Kubota it has places where it is rough and bumpy. Its not a big deal for my to smooth it out because I have a box blade and front end loader but mowing as many acres as I have I want a smoooooooooth ride...

So what made you buy the Dixie Chopper??? Because they are cool as hell looking, ride, price, cut speed, reliability, made in the USA???

Ride I think is one of my most important feature cause I want to mount a cooler on the back of my flame thrower!!!

Buy the way I think I am going to start leaving the front 5 to grow and just knock it down with the bush hog once or twice a year and keep the 5 by the house mowed like a golf course...



JOSH

I bought the DC for reliablity, it's the fastest production mower out on the market, cut speed, and definitely made in the USA. The pasture where I park the trailers is definitely rough in some places, and my mower will bounce you all over the place. I only mow that section of the property about 1 or 2 times a summer anyway, so it doesn't bother me. I would suggest taking the box blade to smooth out the rough parts of the yard and and definitely cut back on the acres that you mow.